HOCUS POCUS MY ABILITIES ARE A JOKUS!

Enter a magically inaccurate realm of fortune telling unlike any other.

Where the entertaining personas of the psychics far outweigh

the accuracy of any prediction, no matter how simplistic.

A magically hilarious journey mainly comprised of

poor guidance and even poorer wisdom.

Think you can handle the brutally (dis)honest guidance of The Fickle Burden, The Jaded Realist, The Mystic Memer or The Shady Demon?

Download the app and figure it out for yourself.

* Preferably 18+, this app is NOT developed for children nor

is it available in the children's section of the app stores.

It's target audience belongs to the adult demographic.